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NOAA’S ARK

Posted on: March 15, 2020

  1. The pre-flood and pre-coal world was marked by abundance, health, and prosperity. The average human lifespan lasted many hundreds of years, and the climate across the globe was temperate and pleasant. Unfortunately, mankind took advantage of this blissful lifestyle, and the use of dirty coal dug up from under the ground became rampant.
  2. The carbon in coal, though made innocently with plant photosynthesis, is made with carbon that was taken out of the atmosphere millions of years ago. And since the Coal Revolution of the Preflood World, man had been taking coal out of the ground and using it for fuel. The burning of coal has released very very old carbon back into the atmosphere a lot faster than the plants and the oceans can take it out of the atmosphere. Bit by bit it was moving atmospheric CO2 up from 280 ppm in the blissful pre-flood pre-coal days to above 400 ppm.
  3. But, with the exception of a few select Environmentally-Conscious and Planet-Loving individuals, the society that indulged in coal burning was led down the wrong path into climate denial, idolatry, and incest. This all came to a head in the year 1536 of Creation (2225 BCE), when God put together His Incest Action Plan and foretold of the horrible events that would come to pass in terms of floods, drought, killer storms, wildfires, and sea level rise if the Incest Budget of the Paris Incest Agreement Plan was not obeyed.
  4. NOAA is a righteous and upright climate science organization and God instructed NOAA on what to do about the sea level rise issue. He told NOAA that the only way to save the planet was to build an Ark large enough to hold two of each species on earth including humans and to put them all on the Ark which will float on the sea level rise. God gave exact instructions on how the ark was to be built. It was to comprise three stories: the top for NOAA climate scientists and their families; the middle for the human couple to be saved and for the animals; and the bottom for trash to ensure that no plastic shall be left behind in the ocean. It was to measure 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width, and 30 in height.  Electric power for the ark would be provided by wind turbines so the ark can have light and heat and power for air conditioners, heaters, refrigerators, and microwave ovens.
  5. It took NOAA climate scientists 120 days to build the Ark, allowing plenty of time for onlookers to query their actions and for them to be told of the impending sea level rise and to cut emissions from coal burning but unfortunately, such climate action never came to pass. Finally, in the year 1656 (2105 BCE), The West Antarctic Ice Sheet disintegrated and collapsed just as NOAA had foretold and rapid and irreversible sea level rise began just as NOAA had foretold and which the climate deniers and sinners had denied.
  6. After the seventeenth day of the collapse of the WAIS the sea level  rose steadily and irreversibly for forty decades until the face of the earth was entirely submerged, covering the summits of the highest mountains. Finally, the sea level rise subsided, but the waters continued to churn under violent tropical cyclones of unprecedented intensity and destructiveness that had formed in all six cyclone basins. After this period of time, the oceans were calm and the sea slowly began to return to its pre-Flood and pre-coal level.
  7. NOAA sent out a raven and then a dove on a mission to survey the earth and to report on the sea level and climate condition of the planet and the birds returned with positive signs indicating that the planet and the climate had stabilized. It was thus that on the first day of the Hebrew month of Tishrei of the year 1657 (2104 BCE), the sea level and the climate had fully returned to their pre-Flood pre-coal conditions so that NOAA and the breeding pairs of all the species on earth including humans disembarked to begin the long task of re-populating the earth.

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IT TURNS OUT THERE IS A BOOK [LINK]   

SAME TITLE, DIFFERENT MESSAGE

NOAASARK

THIS IS THE ESSENTIAL MESSAGE AS SEEN ON AMAZON.COM

This book is a history of lies, deceptive practices, and administrative abuses that have been perpetrated by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) throughout its existence. 

 

 

 

AND AT THE UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO BOULDER, WE HAVE THIS 

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NOAA’s Ark: The five members of NOAA’s Ark Team are: Adam Ornstein, Troy Owens, Dmitriy Polyakov, Michael Tanksalava, John Trytko. Our Capstone project will entail creating an Open Cavity Phase Shift Cavity Ringdown instrument in conjunction with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). A Phase Shift Cavity Ringdown instrument uses a laser reflecting between two mirrors to determine properties of the medium through which it is propagating. By measuring the phase shift of the laser through the cavity relative to the initial phase, the instrument can discriminate between different mediums, such as air, nitrogen, smoke, aerosol particles, etc. The instrument should be able to measure and record a phase shift, be able to align its internal optics, and should be compact, portable, and easy to use. This instrument will be used to measure density of aerosol particles, such as pollution, or as a reference for the calibration of other instruments.

Apparently an NOAA funded research project at The University of Colorado Boulder.

 

PS: I went to school just down the road at The Colorado School of Mines in Golden, Colorado Where the West Remains

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18 Responses to "NOAA’S ARK"

fixed a few typos 4:30pm Thai time Sunday March 15, 2020

Great title. That U.S. agency, of course, has NOAA Gender.

Thank you sir. The point being that climate change is a religion.

Undoubtedly. I assume you got my pun: NOAA has an agenda, just like NASA-GISS.

Yes sir. Thank you again.

i didn’t get the pun the first time around but when alerted i did
sorry, not a native english speaker
just something i learned in high school (from falang teachers)

Very similar arguments apply to the fear-mongering about Virus19 – comment from Ganymede Services

Thank you very much for that succinct insight.

I agree.

Mark. Do you know tony carey? A very active, well known and well respected critic of agw in ireland.

No, I don’t. Does he have a website?

Not sure. I will ask.

I don’t knoaa about all that. 😉

No I don’t a website but I am happy to share alternative points of view with all & sundry – eg my position on this virus panic that there would not be a panic if the only reaction was that people with symptoms of it would retire to bed and only contact their doctors or emergency services if very unwell. Happy health to all, Tony

This is excellent! But my question is, if the WAIS melts and covers the earth to the highest mountain tops, where will it subside to? 😄

Good point, sir. So many questions. So few answers.

On the other hand do the parallels between climate science and God support their case or does it discredit their case?

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